Someone needs to invent waterproof computers
Just think of the possibilities
A hot bubble bath
i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?
me: my wifi isnt working
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?