honqice:

this pretty much sums up what happened today lmao what is the swimming anime or grammatical murder draw a circle that’s the eart h

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

soselfimportant:

missmeghanf:

soselfimportant:

hack the planet

This is not real. This is clearly a YouTube video.

wait a second…

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

usmcdreamin32:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

I can’t deal with stupid people

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

What do you think is going on here? You think we’re on vacation or something? Mom and Dad’s lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse… their marriage.

thattallsummonerguy:

behindthescribbles:

Polycoria - a medical condition of having multiple pupils in one eye.

I’m surprised the HS fandom hasn’t done anything with this….

charmaise:

iM NOT EVEN LYING I GOT SERVED BY A REAL VERSION OF MARCO CALLED MARCO

actual-marlo:

jason-brody:

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Marlow, that’s not very nice of you. Dennis is your superior, show respect.

Heck the police!!

mac-and-chase:

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

bananashateanna

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3